The Kingdom of The Rice of Kingdoms is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 518 million Rice of Kingdomsians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The powerhouse Rice of Kingdomsian economy, worth 49.6 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 95,827 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the roundel of the Rice Of Kingdomsian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Rice of Kingdoms's national animal is the Caraboa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Rice of Kingdoms is ranked 61,077^th in the world and 1^st in Duryea for Safest, scoring 98.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.